there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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