listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
