I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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