was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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