I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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