I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
