You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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