I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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