We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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