Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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