My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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