She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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