What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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