I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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