Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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