Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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