The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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