this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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