Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
