Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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