I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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