But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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