But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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