Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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