I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
