If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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