we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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