I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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