The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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