Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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