You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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