did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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