Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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