Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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