Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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