I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
