doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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