At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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