you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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