Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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