i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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