Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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