i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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