Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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