Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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