its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
What drink are we having for lunch?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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