dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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