let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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