But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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