Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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