i don't like sucking hair
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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