Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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